Enjoy!
GingeRosie
have you ever met someone who is like the human version of period cramps
(via sapphireshadows)
we’re just living in a web of lies now aren’t we
this is the most incredible photo ever
oh my god.
(Source: haazzzaa, via sapphireshadows)
OMG THAT GIF IS THE BEST MY CHEST HURTS SO BAD
REBLOGGING BECAUSE THAT GIF IS TUMBLR
(Source: captaindemetrios, via sapphireshadows)
There is this guy on the bus who calls himself Jeff. Jeff narrates the entire bus ride in third person. Today was the only day I have been on the bus with Jeff where someone has told him to shut up. Jeff sighed and then said “Jeff dramatically looks out of the window while sighing. Jeff just couldn’t understand why people had to be so rude.” The person who told him to shut up now looks like he is going to cry out of frustration.
(via sapphireshadows)
“r u a top or a bottom”
what do you mean like bunk beds or mario kart or what
(via thebitchpudding)
“I was in Vegas … and I was on a blackjack table with this Japanese dude who worked for Google and I was like I’m only going to spend 20 dollars and when I lose 20 dollars I’m going to stop. And then I lost 20 dollars and this guy kept buying me back in and he was like don’t worry, just have this, and I was just there like, I don’t know why… I don’t know why you’re doing this, but cheers… And at the end he was like I didn’t want to tell you that I knew who you were, but I have sex to your CD every single day and this is me saying thank you … It’s amazing! Kids are being made to depressing music. I love it.” [x]


